Wednesday, April 05, 2006

The Mighty Beef

Does anyone know how much beef jerky you can legally transport across Central Asian borders? When I picture my cravings for a tasty snack on a cross-continental drive, my mind imagines the succulent chewiness of flavorful Oberto brand Oberto Beef Jerky. The many varieties, like Oberto Teriyaki or Oberto Kippered Beef Steak, offer a choice for every situation. What better token of international friendship could be offered to gracious hosts on the journey? What spirit of international exchange is not buoyed by delicious Oberto Beef Jerky? If you know about the customs laws, let me know. Oh Boy! Oberto!

I feel like a lady trying to remind her man it's their anniversary coming up.

2 Comments:

Blogger Kim said...

maybe you can get an oberto sponsorship - remember, your teammate has the connections. all the jerky you can eat! convert the central asian masses to the religion of oberto!

1:24 PM  
Blogger Patrick said...

Dude, it's cool -- you've been to the Mongolian Grill! In Mongolia they just give you as much meat as you want!

6:21 PM  

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